I can't believe that I was actually starting to like my evil human captors! My main captor had been coming out 2-4 days a week and running me in circles in that round arena they have. But it was fun, and we even started playing the 'chasing game'. I liked chasing her around the round arena! And she seemed to think it was cute too, and would give me lots of petting and praise afterwards, especially when I would put my head down REAL low and start to lick. Humans are so silly.
My evil human captor had even started doing this weird thing she calls 'massage' to me. I don't really understand what she's doing, but she lets me graze while she does it, so it was fine in my book!
Anyway, everything was going great...UNTIL they locked me away from my friends! (I guess they had learned about our escape plan, and decided to foil it! Now I'll never be free!)
They put me in this tiny little pasture away from all of the other horses. Oh sure, I can see everyone, but I can't KICK anyone! Where's the fun in that?!
Anyway, the little pasture they put me in has hardly any grass! They said it was because I needed to 'lose weight' but I know it's really a way to torture me until I tell them about our plans! NEVER!!!
Honestly, it had really gotten to the point where I wasn't even trying to escape anymore. But NOW....well, now I'm re-doubling my efforts to come up with yet another good escape plan! And as soon as I get back to my friends, we're outta here!
PS- I'm so hungry! Can I talk someone into getting me some alfalfa cubes????
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Oh Pepsi, I've missed you! And now to hear you are being tortured! Poor boy!
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Hehehe. Silly pony. Be glad they put you in a smaller paddock instead of expecting you to work MORE!
PEPSI!!! I see you've reverted back to your original name. ;) Where has Fred gone?? Cheer up, things will get better!!
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