Pepsi's Diary-Part 2: My REVENGE!!

I finally got my chance for revenge this week! My stupid human captors had been increasingly annoying over the past few days, especially when they actually expected me to WORK in this heat! My main captor kept putting me in that 'round pen' and wanted me to walk and trot around. And as if THAT wasn't enough, I even heard them talk about taking me to a 'clinic' where I would have to work even more! Well, obviously I just couldn't have THAT!

SO, after much planning and deliberation, I finally figured out a fool-proof way to stay home from the clinic AND not have to work over the next few days! And the best part of all is that my stupid human captors didn't even see it coming!

What did I do, you ask? Why, I punched a giant hole in my leg, that's what! The other horses in my group helped me, though I won't go into detail of exactly HOW since my stupid human captors (hence known as SHC) are still trying to figure out how I did it. They want to find out how I hurt myself so they can remove the offending object from the field so I can't do it again. Ha! Like I'm really going to tell them how! Hahahahaha!!

Oh, and the BEST part is that my main SHC even had to pay for an emergency vet call! The vet gave had to give me a shot of antibiotics, which did hurt a little bit, but it was SOOOO worth it to hear her cussing and moaning about how she didn't have the money to pay for it! Ha! I'll bet next time she'll think twice before trying to take ME anywhere!

PS- all of the human captors are STILL trying to figure out how I hurt myself. But of course I'll never tell...