My human is SO weird! She came out the other day to work me, and decided it was too hot and humid to work. She kept telling me I was disgusting and dirty (duh! dirt is FUN!) and that I needed a bath. I should have tried to escape right then....
She took me into the wash stall (otherwise known as the "evil place that houses the water-spitting snake") and started hosing me off. I tried objecting at first, but she told me to knock it off, and after that I decided that the cool water actually felt REALLY good so I just stood there without complaining.
She then got out the bathing stuff and proceeded to wash me TWICE! She kept saying how gross and dirty I was, and how much I needed the bath I was getting. Humans just don't understand that dirt and mud are great fun! Plus, rolling around in it is great for scratching those hard-to-reach places!
Anyway, after she finished washing me TWICE she rinsed me off and then decided I needed to get washed DOWN THERE. (sigh) Humans just have no concept of personal space.
I won't go into any detail about that, but suffice it to say I'm clean ALL over, and I'm already planning my revenge. Hmmmm....maybe a nice 'accidental' push into the water trough???
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Awwwww, Pepsi! The humiliation of it all! Deuce sends his condolences about the, uh, personal space issue.
Mary, I would be careful about going near any water toughs with Pepsi! After that dirt clod in the face...he just might do it! LOL!
hahaha. you just HAD to wash him down there.
It has been really hot lately and supposed to get worse, so taking a day to give a nice cool bath is always great.
Im wondering if he rolled right after he was turned out.
Poor poor Pepsi... I wish I was closer... I would save you from your evil mother! :-P
Oh Pepsi...just give in and accept that you're a total mama's boy who loves his mommy!!! :) Be nice!
Kate- he is a total momma's boy, but he has to maintain that alpha status!
Charlie- come up here and save him!!!
Water troughs have been AVOIDED this week! Although he got me back another way...but that's part of my new post!
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